They say knowledge is power. Sometimes it's just depressing.

Gotlieb vs Wilson vs Stephanides vs Ralph vs Monstrey vs Daverio vs Sukit
(hopefully soon vs Bosman and in theory vs Greenwald)

microsurgeons vs. non-microsurgeons
ab-flab vs forearm flab vs thigh graft vs tissue expander
115cc here, 1 gortex vs 2/3 cylinders there

2+ year long waiting list to get the 1st of multiple surgeries
More money that I'd rather be spending on upbringing a child

Far away in "la-la land" I'd get testicles by Brassard, arm tissue expander by Stephanides for Wilson to use and accomplish his average result with Daverio's ability to do it in one surgery.
"to sleep, per chance to dream" eh, Willy?