On a much lighter note (and I hope others laugh at me)

Lopsided breasts were one thing. I didn't like my chest before so the fact that they weren't similar didn't phase me one bit.

Lopsided balding however... is unacceptable.

It habitually makes it look like I can't style my hair properly or my barber screwed up, neither of which are true. There is simply more hair on my left side than my right side. It's bad enough I have to bald, could it not at least occur in a symetrical fashion? Is that too much ask Mother Nature/genetics? Shesh.