http://avclub.com/content/savagelove
From the depth of Mr. Dan Savage comes this letter, spoted by my friend queerasmoi.
Your column sometimes refers to she-males or chicks with dicks, but I never see anything about my thing: guys with pies. While I identify as a gay man, my ultimate fantasy is a hyper-masculine man with a vagina instead of a penis. I've searched the web to tap into a community of like-minded men or FTMs with the goods (or lack of goods). Not much luck. Most references to men with vaginas link back to feminist theory, not mangina. I did have some experience with real vaginas in my younger days, and while I was not attracted to the girls, I did love the pussy. I have attempted to cut a deal with a few pre-op and hormone-using FTM transsexuals—they feel they are men with vaginas—but they hate their vaginas and are mostly interested in women. Where can I find real manly men who love their vaginas?
The Impossible Fantasy (go to the website to see Dan's reply, it's the 3rd letter down)
If anyone should ever refer to me as a guy with a pie, and I have a drink it's in that person's face the following second. Should I not be drinking, my hand would more than suffice as a substitute. WTF?! I leave it to the rest of you to decompose the rest of this letter.