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tyresiasI must thank you for leaving me the documentation for the 1996 Canadian federal budget. It came in very handy when I had to kill a freak bee earlier.
Love, your greatly allergic to bees wimp of a son
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Love, your greatly allergic to bees wimp of a son
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Did you know that bees took naps? And some can even survive being swatted? Twice? Well the solution for someone like me, whose general avoidance to mainstream newspaper and magazines, leaves me with few options of objects appropriate to throw against a window I do not wish to break, was to use the entirety of the documentation for the 1996 Canadian federal budget and drop it on the bee that had decided to attempt flying after it had laid on its side for a good 3 minutes (after the 2nd swat that I had thought had succeeded in ending my anxiety). It seems the entirety of the documentation, left on top of it for a minute, finally did the trick.
RIP freak nap-taking bee.
Freak Bee taking a nap. It remained there, motionless for ~3 hours.
Here it is again, about twenty minutes later.
Yes, I took multiple pictures but I will only share 2 of them. Look, it was less scary to take pictures of it then possibly upset it by attempting to kill it. I've been stung by a bee, it's not pleasant to pass out after wherever I get stung swells up out of control. Especially given I live on my own and Beatrice could not do much were I to get stung.
RIP freak nap-taking bee.
Freak Bee taking a nap. It remained there, motionless for ~3 hours.
Here it is again, about twenty minutes later.
Yes, I took multiple pictures but I will only share 2 of them. Look, it was less scary to take pictures of it then possibly upset it by attempting to kill it. I've been stung by a bee, it's not pleasant to pass out after wherever I get stung swells up out of control. Especially given I live on my own and Beatrice could not do much were I to get stung.
