the drive up was glorious. Then he ran into a friend.

[tyresias]

What part of 8 years without cable is not clear?
No, I have not seen that episode of whatev' show.

She continues to notice I don't bring up lgbt topics and wants to know how I got such broad interests. She calls me a tranny, a boy, oh but it's ok, she's  a cis-lesbian. BTW my efforts to refute essentialist sexism and absolute ignorance about MTF, futile.
Like, you know, you understand why I feel more comfortable dating tranny boiz, right??
*head -> desk*

She LOVES Kate Perry. LOVES.

Stop. The. Phillistine.
For. The. Love. Of. All. Things. Rational.

*waves his white flag*
Someone take pity on me.